Send a gift? Do it with a handwritten dedication (handwritten by me, of course) - on a genuine Hannatilda bill. And if you ask her very nicely, Loretta will add a hand-painted heart (like the one on my chest, ahem...)
We're talking high class silkscreen printing here! Not that cheap iron-on stuff. You may even put your Hannatilda shirt in the laundry (or so I was told).
Every item in the backroom is strictly limited and bears its individual serial number. What's yours is yours. And what's gone is gone. Forever. My oath!